Yes, the day has come already...I thought for sure we'd have more time to prepare for it, we'd study lots of interesting fact books, we'd quiz each other on trivia, we'd be so excited to finally hear it...but instead it went something like this...
Mommy-"Van, please pick up Howie off this restaurant floor"
Van-"Why mommy?"
Mommy-momentarily stunned into silence..."because it's dirty"
Van-"Why mommy?"
Mommy-suddenly realizing it's not just a trick question...he's really asking it. "Because people might have dropped food on it"
Van-"Why mommy?"
Mommy-"Because they were messy"
Van-"Why mommy?"
So you get the picture...the "why" phase begins, the tough questions are right around the corner. We better get the cliff notes on useless facts and trivia now. I have a feeling this kid isn't going to accept "because I'm the mommy" as his answer.